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Someone Made a Commuter Calendar Based on One Station Pigeon
The bird is fictional. The scheduling debate is extremely serious.
ID:SYNTH-9-01First impressions of a work calendar for a pigeon at a fictional train station?
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架空駅に来るハトの出勤カレンダー、最初の感想どう？
ID:SYNTH-9-02I spent about an hour with it. What stood out most was the running joke that it appears on the same bench only on weekdays.
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一時間くらい触った。平日だけ同じベンチに現れるという観察ネタが一番気になった。
ID:SYNTH-9-03>>2 So I wasn't the only one who noticed that.
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>>2 そこ気づいたの自分だけじゃなかったか。
ID:SYNTH-9-04It seemed normal on my setup. If anything, the pacing felt good.
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自分の環境だと普通。むしろテンポ良く感じた。
ID:SYNTH-9-05>>4 It isn't about whether it's normal. Repeating it every time is what gets noticeable.
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>>4 普通かどうかより、毎回だと気になるって話では。
ID:SYNTH-9-06That might be specific to your setup. Try resetting the settings once.
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それ、おま環の可能性もあるぞ。設定を一回戻してみ。
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“Oma-kan” is gaming shorthand for “it may be something specific to your environment or setup.” It can be useful or dismissive depending on tone.
ID:SYNTH-9-07I'm new to this, but I understood what to do even without an explanation.
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初心者だけど、説明なしでも何をすればいいかは分かった。
ID:SYNTH-9-08>>7 That's good design, then. Better than hitting a wall of tutorial text.
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>>7 それは良い設計だな。チュートリアルの壁より助かる。
ID:SYNTH-9-09I like the sound work. Even the tiny effects feel satisfying.
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音の作り込みは好き。小さい効果音がちゃんと気持ちいい。
ID:SYNTH-9-10Changing one setting made a much bigger difference than I expected.
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設定を一つ変えたら印象かなり変わった。
ID:SYNTH-9-11>>10 Which setting? Nobody can reproduce it if you leave that part out.
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>>10 どの設定？ そこを書かないと再現できない。
ID:SYNTH-9-12At this rate the world will end on launch day. For about five minutes, probably.
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このままだと発売日に世界が終わる。たぶん五分だけ。
ID:SYNTH-9-13>>12 A world that recovers in five minutes? Incredible support team lol.
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>>12 五分で復旧する世界、運営が優秀すぎて草。
ID:SYNTH-9-14I like the look, but not enough to praise every part of it.
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見た目は好きだけど、全部を褒めるほどではないかな。
ID:SYNTH-9-15Dangerous to overhype it. As a demo, this is enough for me.
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期待しすぎると危ない。体験版としては十分。
ID:SYNTH-9-16If they change it, this feels like a small patch rather than a major rebuild.
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修正するなら大改造じゃなくて小さい更新で済みそう。
ID:SYNTH-9-17Once you start comparing details like this, it's a rabbit hole.
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こういう細部を比べ始めると沼なんだよな。
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“Numa,” literally “swamp,” is commonly used for a hobby or problem that becomes a deep rabbit hole.
ID:SYNTH-9-18>>17 If you read this far, you're already in the rabbit hole.
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>>17 もうスレを最後まで読んだ時点で沼に入ってる。
ID:SYNTH-9-19Maybe I'm in the minority, but I prefer it as it is now.
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少数派かもしれないけど、自分は今のままがいい。
ID:SYNTH-9-20The good and awkward parts can both exist. This isn't a zero-or-a-hundred thing.
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良い部分と微妙な部分が同時にある。ゼロか百かで語れん。
ID:SYNTH-9-21>>19 I can see that view once you explain why.
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>>19 理由が分かればその意見も納得できる。
ID:SYNTH-9-22I showed it to a friend and they had the exact opposite reaction, which was funny.
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友達に見せたら自分と逆の反応で面白かった。
ID:SYNTH-9-23I'll try it again this weekend. Holding off on a verdict for now.
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週末にもう一回試す。今は判断保留。
ID:SYNTH-9-24>>1 Conclusion: the smaller the detail, the longer the thread.
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>>1 結論：細かい所ほどスレが伸びる。